Bio

I'm an actor, writer and video director in NYC.

I perform every Friday 9pm at the UCB Theatre with my improv group The Stepfathers and do stand-up around NYC.

I direct videos for ucbcomedy.com, collegehumor.com, and myself.

I've acted in shows for ESPN, Adult Swim, Mo Rocca and a million web videos on FunnyOrDie and everywhere.

I write funny things and strong-arm my friends into reading them.

Twitter @willhines

  • Which sect of Buddhism focuses on not judging people for liking sitcoms I disdain? Jan 27, 1:45pm
  • After debates, prez speeches, moon bases - the most assuring news is Sajak's amused reaction to the "drunk hosting" uproar. Jan 27, 12:08pm
  • If there was MTV in 1920 we could have seen Zelda Fitzgerald flash her depressed tits at Warren G. Harding. #goodnight Jan 27, 2:54am
  • Just typed "wikipedia" into Google. It transformed me into a 70 year old with a VCR clock I cannot set. Jan 27, 12:55am
  • Comics are my anti-social network. Jan 26, 1:59pm
  • The Oscar statuette for Best Animated Feature costs the most to make but somehow still looks creepily unreal. Jan 25, 12:20pm
  • Newt announces new campaign slogan "It's the economy, you fucking asshole." Jan 24, 7:46pm
  • Only confident enough to imagine giving Oscar speeches for Sound Design. Jan 24, 1:29pm
  • Shit. I put a friendship bracelet on my dream catcher and the feedback is just Weird Aunt hugs. Jan 24, 12:39pm