Will Hines Dot Net

My cats have the worst breath I could ever imagine. I never knew this since they used to be so scared of me. Now they crawl all over me, breathing the most horrific odor I can imagine onto my face. Their little kitten mouths smell like a cursed crypt. I still like them, but I have to wonder now if they are in fact zombie kittens breathing undead carbon dioxide into my apartment.

Whoa, I just read a bit online and it seems that bad breath is often a sign of a serious problem, or at least dental disease. Harumph. Could be another adventure to the vet’s office for Hopey and Maggie and their soon-to-be-seen-by-them-as-cruel owner Will Hines.