Your BlackBerry Will Be Your Death

I had a dream last night that aliens had quietly arrived in NYC. They were killing people, and at first it wasn’t clear how they were deciding who to kill. But it was suddenly known by everyone that the aliens were killing people who used a lot of electronic devices. This all took place in Baltimore, where I and everyone in the dream for some reason lived. Eliza Skinner had a party, which was really just a place for people to go hang out and not use the Internet or television. Much of the UCBT community was there, including my brother, with whom I tried to come up with a way to beat the aliens. We decided there wasn’t [...]