Job Time
by Will
Paying my taxes. I realize now, that while being unemployed since November 1 has been a joy, that I must indeed get a job.
Here’s my skills, blog readers: PHP, Perl, Cold Fusion, ASP, Javascript, CSS — I know that stuff cold. Also most database programming, especially: MySQL, SQL Server, and Sybase, Microsoft Access. Very solid knowledge of mail servers, spam filters and web servers. A healthy smattering of experience in Java. I’m excellent at cobbling squabbling systems together and figuring out code left behind by curmudgeonly programmers.
I can’t really design pages, though I know HTML so I can figure out why something isn’t appearing the way you’d expect it.
Comments
I’m sad to find no cats in this post.
Yeah!
More cats! Less computer blahblah!
I’ll be a reference.
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Librarian! I’ll be a reference librarian! Sucker! Now if you’ll excuse me I have to look after some microfiche.