Job Time

Paying my taxes. I realize now, that while being unemployed since November 1 has been a joy, that I must indeed get a job.

Here’s my skills, blog readers: PHP, Perl, Cold Fusion, ASP, Javascript, CSS — I know that stuff cold. Also most database programming, especially: MySQL, SQL Server, and Sybase, Microsoft Access. Very solid knowledge of mail servers, spam filters and web servers. A healthy smattering of experience in Java. I’m excellent at cobbling squabbling systems together and figuring out code left behind by curmudgeonly programmers.

I can’t really design pages, though I know HTML so I can figure out why something isn’t appearing the way you’d expect it.


  1. Brister

    I’m sad to find no cats in this post.

  2. eliza

    Yeah!
    More cats! Less computer blahblah!

  3. Dan Goldstein

    I’ll be a reference.
    .
    .
    .
    Librarian! I’ll be a reference librarian! Sucker! Now if you’ll excuse me I have to look after some microfiche.

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Child Star
Child Star
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