Bio

I'm an actor, writer and video director in NYC.

I perform every Friday 9pm at the UCB Theatre with my improv group The Stepfathers and do stand-up around NYC.

I direct videos for ucbcomedy.com, collegehumor.com, and myself.

I've acted in shows for ESPN, Adult Swim, Mo Rocca and a million web videos on FunnyOrDie and everywhere.

I write funny things and strong-arm my friends into reading them.

Twitter @willhines

  • Ending in a question mark makes it sound like Richard Lewis? May 16, 12:54am
  • This magazine is more like "Sports Photographed." May 15, 5:58pm
  • Guys? When you think about it? The Matrix? It's, like, kinda true? May 15, 4:10pm
  • To the tourist photographing the Coca-Cola truck in Herald Square: YOU ARE RUINING THINGS. May 15, 9:58am
  • It's not that I'm too old, it's that I begin my sentences with falsehoods. May 15, 1:59am
  • Happy Your Mom's Day, fellow Snaps Connoisseurs! May 13, 10:26pm
  • Gotten better at achieving my life goals since I changed them to "being an unapologetic snob." May 13, 7:52pm
  • For a constantly dividing ameoba, EVERY day is mother's day. May 13, 11:55am
  • I Don't Want To Get Over You, My Intense Albeit Aimless Desire to Win At Everything #RomneyPlusMagneticFields May 12, 11:41am