Freedying

by Will

Inspired by Glennis’ call for new slang

When Hines Bro Brian and I find ourselves playing the same song over and over and over because we love it so much we CANNOT STOP LISTENING, we call it “Freedying.” That is because in 1997, when we were driving up to Cornell to see Hines Bro Kevin graduate, Brian played a mix tape which had the Freedy Johnston song Bad Reputation, which I had never heard, on it. I made him play it at least six times in a row, because I loved it and NEEDED NEEDED to hear it again.

So now it’s very common for Brian to call me or IM me and say “Been Freedying on the new <whatever> song.” That is a normal thing to say. Perhaps you, music lover, could incorporate this word into your vocabulary. Brian once gave me a mix titled “Freedying-Ready.”

A postscript: I had a chance to tell Freedy Johnston this story after watching him perform in Manchester, CT a few years ago. He was both wonderful and terrible in concert. His songs were great — he has what I consider to be a magically good voice. But his in-between song banter consisted of the most petty and juvenille bitching and moaning. “Uh, I was SUPPOSED to have been brought out here earlier, but no one got me, that’s why there was a long pause after I was introduced,” and “This guitar is so hard to tune! You know what I mean?” No, Freedy, I don’t. Shut up and sing. Then he sang the Dolly Parton song “Here You Come Again” and it was so good I forgave him and all jerks everywhere for everything bad they’ve done.

Afterwards, I approached him and told him how my brother and I say Freedying. He seemed only mildly creeped. Then I brought up that the last time I saw him perform was in front of the World Trade center in August 2001, which depressed everyone. And I criticized HIS banter.