Bio

I'm an actor, writer and video director in NYC.

I perform every Friday 9pm at the UCB Theatre with my improv group The Stepfathers and do stand-up around NYC.

I direct videos for ucbcomedy.com, collegehumor.com, and myself.

I've acted in shows for ESPN, Adult Swim, Mo Rocca and a million web videos on FunnyOrDie and everywhere.

I write funny things and strong-arm my friends into reading them.

Twitter @willhines

  • Clicked "mark all as read" for the entire Internet. May 20, 10:51pm
  • Struggling for a movie reference that I enjoy but isn't too obscure is so Ladyhawke. May 19, 7:23pm
  • Biggest mistake I ever made was humping that rhino in public for money. Really it was a series of mistakes. May 19, 3:14pm
  • #FF @bethnew People living in Israel must judge bible stories with the same skepticism of new yorkers viewing sitcom apartments, right? May 18, 12:45pm
  • "I came, I saw, I got that backwards," - porn focus group. May 17, 9:55am
  • Ending in a question mark makes it sound like Richard Lewis? May 16, 12:54am
  • This magazine is more like "Sports Photographed." May 15, 5:58pm
  • Guys? When you think about it? The Matrix? It's, like, kinda true? May 15, 4:10pm
  • To the tourist photographing the Coca-Cola truck in Herald Square: YOU ARE RUINING THINGS. May 15, 9:58am