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My descendants who do not yet exist are bored with me

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Someone talk me out of this thought: Assuming that time travel is someday invented, and knowing that I’ve never met any relatives from the future, I can assume that none of my descendants find me an interesting enough ancestor to come visit. Discuss.

This will likely be a horrible and convoluted stand-up joke very soon! Oh, man, y’all better buckle up for that!

Written by Will

January 22nd, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Posted in andy rooney, useless

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5 Responses to 'My descendants who do not yet exist are bored with me'

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  1. I prefer to think your (and my) relatives have been versed on numerous time-travel movies where rips in the space time continuum occur, and know better than to mess around with saying things like “I AM A RELATIVE FROM THE FUTURE”.

    On the other hand, this is not an uncommon saying on the subway.

    Dan Dickinson

    22 Jan 07 at 4:03 pm

  2. Will, I think this was to be expected based on the quality of content on your site.

    Rob

    22 Jan 07 at 4:34 pm

  3. That’s funny, Will, I was just talking to your great-great-grandson about same thing this when we went to see Pan’s Labyrinthe together two nights ago.

    After the movie, he discovered someone had broken into his hover car, so he travelled back in time two hours and parked in a better neighborhood, before returning to the future.

    tanouye

    22 Jan 07 at 4:35 pm

  4. Weak minded time travellers are unable to remember that they came from a future time period. It doesn’t help that all time travel devices are womb shaped. I assure you, we are aware of the problem and are working on it.

    Sean T

    23 Jan 07 at 1:13 pm

  5. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES YOUR CATS!

    Linda

    23 Jan 07 at 2:25 pm

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