Three Games To Annoy

by Will

Three games.

  1. Enter a friend’s apartment. As you walk by his/her shelves take note of a random movie, CD or book. Then after a few minutes earnestly ask if he/she has a copy of said media. “Say, do you have a copy of the special edition of The Emperor’s New Groove?” People sometimes laugh.
  2. When someone expresses a half-hearted opinion while instant messaging with you, immediately respond with a sentence telling them that they in fact have the strongest possible version of that opinion. Like if someone says “I guess I kinda liked Die Hard,” you type back “You love every scene in Die Hard.” I really love doing that. To date, no one has responded in a way to indicate they even notice. Still.
  3. When someone is explaining that they chose not to do something very innocuous, interrupt and ask them if they chose not to do that thing because they were scared. “I skipped brunch on Sunday.” “Because you were scared?” “No, I wasn’t scared.” It is great fun. No one ever laughs.

They’re all kind of annoying. I recommend them anyway.