An Honest Haircut

Brian and I call short haircuts “honest” because they reveal how far your hair has receded. He emailed me a few weeks ago to tell me that he had given himself the most honest haircut he had ever received. The email had a photo attached which showed his skull nearly but not quite shaved — indeed, the most sincere I had ever seen his hair. I responded that my hair could stand to be a bit more truthful. So I went to Astor Place and thumped down the stairs and had them clipper my hair to a decently genuine shortness. It’s jarring to have your hair cut shorter, but it does feel clean and neat.

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  1. Kevin

    I got one of my shortest haircuts ever this week too.

  2. Will Hines

    We are an honest family.

  3. DC

    When do you guys start your jobs at 1950’s IBM?

  4. Jim

    Welcome to the club, I wish I could get my hair to just stay short all the time.

  5. Brian

    Just get your own clippers Jim. Once a week, it takes 5-10 minutes for upkeep.

    We start at IBM next Monday. We’re going to carpool in our Buick!

  6. Jim

    I’ve had my own clippers for years. What I want is to splice in a gene that will keep my hair right at 3/8″.

  7. Ashley

    I thought your haircut looked very good, Will. Regardless of the honesty, some people just look better with very short, neat haircuts. On the flip side, I’m really enjoying Ptolemy’s hair a little bit long, and that is certainly a less than honest haircut.

  8. gil

    Dear Will,

    Isn’t there is a point though when a haircut is TOO short and therefore becomes dishonest again? A total shave is obviously dishonest. Please draw the line somewhere by making your definition a bit more specific. The public awaits your mandate.

  9. Josh

    You can have long hair and look good.

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