Halloween Costume Non-Ideas
by Will
Some people at work today wore costumes. I wanted to join in but had no ideas. This morning I grabbed my green jumpsuit and big bushy brown beard without bothering to come up with a justification of what I might be.
Suggestions from my co-workers have included:
Terrorist Janitor
A young Santa Claus
A shitty Fidel Castro costume
Edited to add: Last night at the UCBT Halloween party I got the following additional suggestions:
ZZ Top Gun
Woody Allen in Bananas
The mean dude from Lost who hit the button before Desmond showed up.

Comments
I usually do the same:
http://pics.livejournal.com/garrettpalm/pic/0002w5ec/g63
I just wanted to post a picture of myself.
Gandalf when he took that year off to work in his dad garage.
Man about to rob the entire halloween party.
Also, last night at the UCB, nobody really recognized my costume for what it was, but as what Jessie Falcon was also dressed as. That was fun.
Did someone else call you a terrorist janitor? Because I called you that without seeing your costume (you described it to me over gchat). That would be cool if someone else thought that too. That would mean that person was my soulmate or something (sorry Nate).