Faux Haircut

SideburnsMy sideburns were reaching a Martin Van Buren level of thickness so I thinned them down to a five-o-clock shadow length. The next day I got three compliments on my “haircut.” Lesson: when you are balding, your sideburns comprise a significant portion of people’s perception of your hair.

Rob, Ben, Stilts

Also, as Ben Rodgers and I were walking into UCB Theatre for School Night last night we passed Rob Lathan going the other way with a pair of stilts. I really love that my life is at a place where such things happen so I documented it with a picture. At School Night, DeCoster and I improvised a scene of two guys at Carnegie Hall complaining about the crappiness of various cultural things and also discussing Richie Rich comic books.

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  1. Kevin

    I got a haircut today.

  2. DC

    I still maintain that videos of Decoster summarizing the Sunday funnies could be, if not the most popular, the most critially lauded thing on the internet.

  3. Linda

    DeCatser. DC, you should have named your Harold team DeCatster.

  4. Linda

    DC Pierson.

    (The “C” stands for “cat.”)

  5. Damian

    I don’t have time to keep up with the Sunday comics either, DC. A DeCoster summary would save me a lot of time. Better yet, it would be a podcast I could watch on my way to work every morning.

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