
I needed a new coffee maker so I burst into a chic housewares store on my street and bought the first one I saw. I’m like that with a task in hand. Then I got home and realized that my coffee maker has the ability to both brew and GRIND. So you can put beans right into this thing. That seemed amazingly complicated to me. It was like buying an ironing board and discovering it has lasers.
It’s also evidence that I shop destructively quickly.
Separately: here’s Al Green singing “I Want To Hold Your Hand”
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Nov 28th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
We have the same machine at my work. I never use it. Not to add to your consternation, but that model tends to flood the counter if the carafe is not completely under the spout.
Nov 28th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
My parents had one and never used the grinder, because apparently it was a pain to clean since the steam from coffee brewing made it damp every time.
They had a separate grinder on the counter that they would use.
I don’t have a coffee maker at my current apartment. I might get a French press? I only have coffee at home on weekends.
Nov 28th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Also, buy some better coffee.
Nov 28th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I usually shoot lasers at my clothes as a separate step before ironing them too.
Nov 28th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Tanouye! I urge you to give Chock Full o’ Nuts another chance! It is full-flavored, working-class coffee.
Nov 28th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Al sings “I get high” in this song.
The Beatles are also pretty obviously singing “I get high” in the original version, but it’s always transcribed as “I can’t hide.”
“I can’t hide” also just doesn’t make sense in the context of the song, while “I get high” does.
So what is the deal?
We were really that horrified by drug references that we had to bowdlerize the Beatles lyric sheets for 40 years?
It’s “I get high,” people!
Nov 28th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
It’s “I can’t hide”, but you and Al Green are in good company. Dylan thought the same:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03262007/gossip/pagesix/dylan_plays_hide__seek_pagesix_.htm
“I can’t hide” DOES make sense in context in a salacious way, insofar as it refers to an inescapably apparent state of arousal by the person making the statement. I.e., “When I touch you I feel happy inside; it’s such a feeling that my love, I can’t hide” etc.
Nov 28th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Yeah, I read that, I still think it’s “I get high.”
Nov 28th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Will, that would have been a good thing to ask for from your family on Christmas. Now I am just going to get you coffee filters.
Nov 29th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Erik, Will has a french press that is brand new and still in the box. He will give it to you.