Brothers Hines: Moral Montage
by Will
[funnyordie 8212431415 nolink]Kevin and I made this video (thank you Cat for filming) and showed it at our Cagematch two weeks ago. Previously, our videos had been deliberately overly-cute montages of our childhood photos. This was more of a sketch and even though it went over well, it’s probably not as appealing as photos of Kevin at the age of 12 holding a model of a solar system in our kitchen.
Still, I was glad to do it. For Christmas, Kevin had received a DVD of the He-Man Christmas Special. Brilliantly, they include a montage of the morals that ended each He-Man episode. Watching just the morals — all stilted and weird — was hilarious! I really wanted to do a Brothers Hines version of it, which is what led me to push for us to do the above video. I added in the overtly aggressive religious manipulation because it makes me laugh, because I was baptized Catholic and I associate Catholicism with ham-handed moralizing and maybe also run-on sentences?
Comments
CATholicism!
I voted for you guys. Will, you are funnier then Kevin.
ouch.
Also, I mouth-kiss my cats.
Can you please now list all the other people that are funnier then me?
Certainly!
in descending order of funniness:
1. Flufflebun
2. Mr. Jinxies
3. Jinglenut
4. Cuddlepuff
5. Professor Grumplepuss
6. Will Hines (the cat I named after your brother)
7. Will Hines (your brother)
8. Banana Cream Fudgepaw
9. Earl Snuggs
10. Dr. Whiskerface
11. Everybody on the original cast of “Fridays”
Who ARE you?
All of those posts were fake except the first one.
Kevin, I was kidding. You’re funnier than Will.
She’s right! The second and third Linda posts were not really Linda.
The second and third posts were me. I love that someone even for a second thought they were the real Linda. That is hilarious and terrific. My work here is done.
I appreciate your honesty, Tony.
Thanks, but the point was never to deceive anybody. This isn’t “fessing up” so much as “claiming credit.” Those posts are so obviously ridiculous that I was sure everyone would know they were jokes written by one of Will’s friends. I guess people think that Linda is stranger than fiction. Which, I guess, may be true.
Okay, the comment directly above was NOT the real me. I actually do feel ashamed for what I did above. I’ve thought a lot about the guy who wrote those things, and it’s not who I want to be. Linda, I hope you can . . . find it in your heart to forgive me.
This is getting to be like Battlestar.
I wish people would just be themselves.
Tony, of course I CAT forgive you (see what I did there?). You know — for a minute, you really threw me for a loop. The things you wrote, it was like someone broke into my thoughts and spoke life into them, like–like something was stolen from me and put on display. I mean, it’s not bad, I guess, it’s just that – you made me lose track of Who I Was. No one does that. It’s this mixed-up, crazy feeling, and I don’t know what to make of it, but . . . But you owned up to it, and that’s what counts . . . . There’s so much going on in this blog, that sometimes it’s just nice and refreshing to run into someone who’s honest and real.
Do . . . Do you want to get a cup of coffee sometime?
That one was not Linda.
1- Whoever wrote the Booyar comment is REALLY funny. Was it Kevin or Will? This will decide the funnier Hines brother!
2- Both Tony comments were pretty good.
3- Battlestar Galacticat or Cat-tlestar Galactica? Whcih one works better??