Bio

I'm an actor, writer and video director in NYC.

I perform every Friday 9pm at the UCB Theatre with my improv group The Stepfathers and do stand-up around NYC.

I direct videos for ucbcomedy.com, collegehumor.com, and myself.

I've acted in shows for ESPN, Adult Swim, Mo Rocca and a million web videos on FunnyOrDie and everywhere.

I write funny things and strong-arm my friends into reading them.

Twitter @willhines

  • What would hurt presidential candidates more: a photo of them smoking weed, or a video of them doing terrible improv? Feb 7, 2:44am
  • Zeitgeist alert: ukelele girl videos to be replaced with middle aged dudes talking about fonts. Feb 7, 2:14am
  • A mullet is business in the front and a delayed but still needed haircut in the back. Feb 7, 2:13am
  • Alexander Graham Bell's phone number: 1. Feb 7, 2:12am
  • Prepping to run a puzzle on @NPRAskMeAnother. All questions about 1980s Marvel Comics inkers. Feb 6, 5:16pm
  • Played "Jeremy" with the intent of making fun of it. Ended up pulling a hamstring unironically pretending to be Eddie Vedder. Feb 6, 9:29am
  • I'm the best there is at what I do. What I do is play online Flash time-wasting games way too late. Feb 6, 9:00am
  • Man, I wish stand-up comics would talk about other comics and what it's like to be a comic to us non-comics. Comics. Feb 6, 12:37am
  • Too much caffeine makes my handwriting look like the typeface on the front of a Dave Eggers book (h/t @JohnnyMcNulty) Feb 6, 12:32am