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Tell us to take a sarcastic picture and it comes out better then our “real” pictures.

STATUS: The cat keeps jumping on the desk and then running away, not sure if it wants attention but wanting SOMETHING. Three movies to watch today. Brownies in the fridge from Thanksgiving. Improv show 9:30pm tonight.

This should been a twitter post.

THINK ABOUT IT!

I was going to write “a new checking account” in the title but I feel like that will attract spam commenters.

Anyway, I have Citibank, which used to require not that much minimum balance in order to forgo monthly fees. Post-economic collapse and they require a $6000 combined balance to forgo monthly fees. Too much monthly fee! So I’m going to switch banks. If you love your bank please tell me. Online bill payment a must.

Man, I am seriously inviting spam. It’d be worse if I was asking for a dick enlarging mortgage rate online pharmacy. And now I will be banned by my own spam filter software.

Watched “Let the Right One In” on Netflix streaming. Enjoyed it very much, and was mildly creeped when it ended. But the worst was about to happen! So it’s 2:30am and my apartment is dark. Then I heard someone come in the front of my apartment building — not unusual, but because of the vampire movie I stood up to listen. I heard the footsteps come up the stairs, and I started thinking “what would i do if this were a vampire coming in?” Then I heard my DOORKNOB TURN and it opened. I half yelped and then said in a shaky voice trying to be firm “HELLO.” The person apologized — it was a girl who meant to [...]

Zero Budget Superhero Movie- Written / directed by me, featuring myself, Erik Tanouye and Shannon Coffey. Nate Dern helping with camera and boom.

I did this video mostly because I wanted to say “my brothers, the ants.”

Get Psyched is going to be a book, almost definitely in time for Christmas. GET PSYCHED!

Frequently Asked Questions About This Post:

Q: Really? A Book?
A: Yep, Rob and I wrote a book. It’s written and almost done being laid out.

Q: But not really. This is a bit?
A: Nope, we really wrote a book. 110 pages on how to properly Get Psyched.

Q: Wow! Who’s publishing it?
A: We are.

Q: Oh.
A: Yeah, well what’s wrong with that? It looks great, it’s hilarious and it will instantly solve all of your problems immediately.

Q: What if a real publisher gets wind of this, sees some sample chapters and wants to [...]

On Thursday as part of the annual 3on3 improv competition at UCBT, myself, Kevin Hines and Erik Tanouye will take the stage. Any suggestions of what scenes we should do? The name of our group is “These Guys Look Like They Read.”

Shannon O’Neill’s show “Prison Freaks” goes up today. I have the pleasure of directing this show. I heartily recommend seeing this. It is funny and strange and fun and will destroy the minds of those who see it! Come laugh and then have nightmares! Fun ones.

Featuring some genius animation from Matt Mayer. 6:30pm spank at UCBT Friday (today). Paired with Amy Heidt, whose show kicked ass in the Fringe Festival.