Questions

by Will

Answer any or all:

  • I want a better profile pic for my twitter. What should I do?
  • In the book version of Let The Right One In, the vampire Eli describes once meeting an older vampire and asking why there weren’t more of them? The older vampire answers, and then points at Eli’s chest and coyly suggests something I do not understand. Explain that.
  • Is it harder and harder to feel like one knows the current music scene, or is it just something all aging hipsters like myself feel?
  • Is it okay if I describe myself as an aging hipster?
  • I have eight unspoken for ISBNs and I’m going to use them to publish books by me and my friends. No question here, but if you have suggestions for books I’d like to hear.
  • Could it be that the reason the dBs never got any bigger was the lead vocals were never really that powerful, despite the great song writing and arranging?
  • You know that very sweet video some teenager made which is just footage of a girl sheepishly walking around a 7-11? And you know how lots of people crapped their pants over it? Am I a dick for thinking that that video is good MOSTLY because it had the good sense to put a good song underneath the footage and that we SHOULD be complimenting the music?
  • Anyone know a simpler way to record a podcast than how I’m doing it? I do this: shotgun mikes into a mixer through RCA cables into the “line in” input of a Mac Book Pro into Garage Band. Export as .aiff, edit with Final Cut Pro, export as .aif and use iTunes to change to an mp3. Phew!
  • How does Ricky J do anything that he does? Especially the History of Cup and Balls?
  • Will we all live to see America be as wonderful as it could be? Or at least to experience hoverboards? How about food pills? Food pills! Food pills!
  • Will someone ever dig up a piece of paper that resolves once and for all: who Shakespeare was addressing his sonnets to, what happened to Amelia Earheart, or what Kurt Cobain’s next album would have sounded like?
  • What is the scariest short story I could read?
  • Will I ever successfully do a Scottish accent on stage? What if I do not wish to put any work or concentration into this task?
  • Will I ever live in another city?
  • I know I’d prefer invisibility to flying, but how about phasing vs. turning to steel? Emotionally they are similar.
  • Will I see Marvel Comics make an original roster of superheros that eclipses the Kirby pantheon? Not that I have anything against the Kirby pantheon, but forty years is a long time to base a company on re-runs.
  • Farting, body odor or nose hairs? Which is worse and why?
  • That’s it!