This Bollywood movie snippet of a male Superman and female Spiderman fighting crime and dancing is a decently good time. It’s probably been seen a lot, but I only just discovered it via Vince here at work.
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I’ve seen only a few Bollywood movies, yet I’ve never seen one that didn’t have a Thriller-like dance sequence.
I got a letter a few weeks ago informing me that my driver’s license has been suspended retroactively to last May. This is because after I junked my car last February I never turned in my license plates. They sat in a drawer in my kitchen (with my instruction manuals and take-out menus) for well over a year. I have a self-destructive resentment of a) mailing things and b) the government ordering me to do things. Well, I showed them!
I’m normally a responsible person: I pay my taxes and credit cards, I vote, I’ve never argued with police officers. But there’s something about the inconvenience of the Department of Motor Vehicles that makes me resent them. At least once a [...]
A class of Tokyo residents sits in front of the video monitor. Its members are eager to learn English. The monitor starts displaying a series of scenes, with the description of those scenes printed at the bottom of the screen in English. A pleasant-sounding narrator reads along with the captions. Some words are capitalized to signal to the students that they are significant.
The PASSPORT is one CLASSY type of identification. (click)
GREETINGS. These are my PALMS. (click)
Oh oh! There are too many BARSTOOLS here! (click)
The AMOEBA is PSUEDOPODDING. (click)
Let’s not tell FATHER about his HEAD. (click)
HELLO. I am wearing PASTIES. (click)
Say! Could I TRANSPORT your SPIDER PLANTS when you are done with them? (click)
A [...]
Thank you, Dyna for the super-new headers! This blog is now randomly displayed in one of eight versions. Please, you bastards, collect them all!
Is everyone else realizing today that they’re kinda broke? I had a dream I was watching Brewster’s Millions at the North Street Cinema in Danbury, Ct. Really awesome subconscious, Hines. Dreaming of watching a movie. How active! I should just drop my brain in a jar today.
Unrelated series of links I’ve read in the past few days:
I need to buy a hand pump that I can use to inflate a basketball. Since I work in midtown, that means I might just walk one block north and buy it at the humongous Fifth Avenue NBA store. That’s sort of like going to the Wonka Factory to buy gum.
I need the pump for a sketch show happening tomorrow night at the UCBT at 8pm. It is called “Sketch & Awe.” It features sketches by myself, Joseph Wengert, Chris Kula, Shannon O’Neill, and Gavin Speiller. The cast is Charlie Sanders, Eric Scott, Bridie Harrington, Sarah Burns and Nate Shelkey. It’s a silly but responsible group of people. We wrote the shit [...]