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Lanny’s Ex-Wife Cheryl. Rob and I got our old UCBT compadres to be in our show at the LA theatre. Jessica St. Clair played Lanny’s ex-wife Cheryl. Jessica took classes at the same time as Rob and I. I love that she almost breaks here after saying “lasers.” The whole Get Psyched LA show is broken into chapters on YouTube. See St. Clair, Jackie Clarke, Nate Shelkey, Sean Clements, Paul Scheer and Ed Helms. And me. And Rob Lathan.

Buy our book from me in person for TEN BUCKS! Or online for 12 (includes shipping cost) at http://www.getpsyched.biz.

Rob and I are going to LA to do a Get Psyched! show at UCBT-LA this Thursday March 4! Guest stars include: Ed Helms, Nate Shelkey, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, Jackie Clarke and Jessica St. Claire! And Dr. Lanny Latham and Will Hines. Fun, right? It sure is!

Also, see Lanny’s most recent promo for his book here:

The Indigenous Flowers of Southern California Ep. 1 – Mitch Magee’s first Funny Or Die series. This is right up my alley. Who is this man talking to in his bathroom? Just how many flowers are there? How big IS that bathtub? Adam Pally and Eugene Cordero are great, as is the rest of the cast as the series unfolds. Watch all four parts or else you’re a big nerd. Each one ends strong and the end of episode four is my favorite thing in all of media.

“Flowers bowl me over.”

Get Psyched! The Book! Live! Come see Dr. Lanny Latham, his ex-boss Principal Pam Peterson, his three-time-ex-wife Cheryl Latham, his rival Dr. Timothy “Timmy” Robbings, his ex-drug buddy Stan and his current inadvertant co-author Will Hines!

With special opening act Sean Patton, a brilliant stand-up who will have no idea what is going on.

SATURDAY 8pm at THE CREEK in Long Island City! Come see!

Read some sample pages if you want to see what the book is all about.

This weekend my brother and I are going to California to do two two-man improv shows for UCB Tourco. In honor of this occasion, Kevin made Brothers Hines West Coast Tour T-shirts. Brothers Hines T-Shirts are available here.

Kevin wrote a nice post about our history improvising together. I love that I get to perform with my brother and to do so for big enthusiastic crowds! It is a fun time. Things my brother and I like to do in improv scenes: argue, assume ridiculous points of view, stand behind implied podiums, have transactions scenes in which we quibble, look forward and talk to an unseen animal.

Everyone come out to Oakland and the Napa Valley and come watch!

This has been tweeted and Facebook statused a lot, but it deserves more! NYC stand-up Sean Patton was awesome on his debut on Jimmy Fallon this past Friday:

Watch it to the end. I consider this set to be a greater victory for New Orleans (Sean’s home town) than the Super Bowl!

Corrupt Mayors’ Super Bowl. Whenever you get Anthony Atamanuik saying “some naked take-off-their-clothes ladies” you’re at least partly right. Written by Erik Tanouye. Filmed and edited by me. Directed by both of us. Starring Eddie Dunn, Anthony Atamanuik and Birch Harms.

Other news:

• Halfway through DC Pierson’s book The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep And Didn’t Have To and I super dig it.
• Got two more videos shot and trying to get them edited
• Would like to never have to shave again. Advice?
• Tried Google Chrome; found that it doesn’t seem to handle GMail well on the Mac.
• Am abandoning these bullet points.

Salinger was a truly brilliant author. If Catcher In The Rye is too cliche for you mofos, then read Nine Stories and be the cool Salinger kid on the block. At least read A Perfect Day for Bananafish.

OR enjoy this sketch that Rob Lathan and I did in 2004 or 2003 or something for our one-time-only Spank “Rob and Will Fix America.” – J.D. Salinger Changes His Voice Mail

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This thing was the hit of the pre-YouTube Internet! Well, not really.
My Salinger voice sounds more than vaguely Indian.

Two videos for you folks today. Macbook Pro Unboxing, the debut offering from The Brig, a Beta Team I have the privilege of coaching. (Sample coaching: “That’s funny. Do that one. See you next week!”).

And then this from Bobby Chicago – Corporate Sponsored Senate. My favorite part is Brandon’s extensive monologue in the middle.

Lanny reads from Get Psyched! Step 5: Enjoy. In this excerpt, Lanny severely overestimates the lifestyle of his readership.

You guys know Lanny’s 7 steps, right? One of the best parts of writing this book was coming up for a chapter to defend each of these steps.
1. Get Psyched
2. Have Fun
3. Pump It Up
4. Go For It
5. Enjoy
6. Drink Plenty of Fluids
7. Get Psyched