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Top Ten Good Movies You Haven’t Seen

Created by Tom Levin and Will Hines in a hurry. Ten movies we like that are good that you haven’t seen that you should check out.

1. Winter Light
2. Two Lane Blacktop
3. Suspiria
4. My Man Godfrey
5. Putney Swope
6. Nashville
7. Last Days
8. Defending Your Life*
9. Iron Giant
10. Dogville

Our opinion on this matter is final. Your subjective opinion, should it differ, is wrong. Enjoy.

*Was “His Girl Friday” but we decided that was too obvious.

Questions

Answer any or all:

  • I want a better profile pic for my twitter. What should I do?
  • In the book version of Let The Right One In, the vampire Eli describes once meeting an older vampire and asking why there weren’t more of them? The older vampire answers, and then points at Eli’s chest and coyly suggests something I do not understand. Explain that.
  • Is it harder and harder to feel like one knows the current music scene, or is it just something all aging hipsters like myself feel?
  • Is it okay if I describe myself as an aging hipster?
  • I have eight unspoken for ISBNs and I’m going to use them to publish books by me and my friends. No question here, but if [...]

What Do I Do As Soon As I Finish Watching A Movie? In This Order, I…

1. Read the trivia section of its entry on imdb.com
2. Read its entire entry on wikipedia.org.
3. Read Roger Ebert’s review.
4. (optional) Read the AV Club review.

Saw Carrie and Miller’s Crossing tonight on Netflix streaming. News flash to no one: they’re good!

You know what movie I liked? Ladyhawke.

This should been a twitter post.

A Total Stranger Walked In After the Vampire Movie Finished

Watched “Let the Right One In” on Netflix streaming. Enjoyed it very much, and was mildly creeped when it ended. But the worst was about to happen! So it’s 2:30am and my apartment is dark. Then I heard someone come in the front of my apartment building — not unusual, but because of the vampire movie I stood up to listen. I heard the footsteps come up the stairs, and I started thinking “what would i do if this were a vampire coming in?” Then I heard my DOORKNOB TURN and it opened. I half yelped and then said in a shaky voice trying to be firm “HELLO.” The person apologized — it was a girl who meant to [...]

The The Final Destination

UCBComedy.com editor Nate Dern released this funny sketch inspired by The Final Destination movie series: The The Final Destination. Check it out, won’t you?

The Cornish Game Hen Maneuver

The Cornish Game Hen Maneuver. A shamelessly ridiculous Star Trek-inspired sketch written by and starring John Frusciante. Directed by me. Also starring Devlyn Corrigan, Cody Lindquist and featuring the voices of Mike Still and Greg Tuculescu. Edited by Carmen Angelica. Crew: Brett White, Ben Ragheb, Mike Fallek, Ian Carr.

I’ve been watching episodes of the original Star Trek series on Netflix recently. Great fun! I love that everyone who worked on that Enterprise was 40 and had a gut.

The End Of The World: TONIGHT at UCBT at 11pm

The End of the World

The End of the World –and improvised sci-fi show — starts tonight at 11pm. The class and I have spent 8 weeks developing this show. Half the class spends the first half of the show creating events that lead up to an apocalypse, and then the other half of the class shows the world that develops after that apocalypse. It is great fun! It runs for four Tuesdays starting tonight.

The idea for this show was born when I was IM-ing with Katey Healy-Wurzburg in February and said “I wish I could teach a 600 where we just act out the plot [...]

A site that lets you know when you can run to the bathroom during a movie

Runpee.com is hilarious. It tells you in a very organzied and businesslike manner when during a movie you can run to the bathroom, missing the most minimal information. Star Wars has only one recommended pee time. [via kottke.org]

Whoops.

I accidentally saw Star Trek a third time in the theaters last night.