SEX TOYs
MICHAEL enters RONALD's office.
MICHAEL
All right Ronald, I knew you weren't crazy about this company
but I didn't know you hated it here.
RONALD
What?
MICHAEL
I just saw your latest toy proposal. It's essentially a sex
toy.
RONALD
The super soaker?
MICHAEL
Yeah, the super soaker, with a mushroom tip!
MICHAEL picks it up. The mushroom does indeed looks like a
penis head.
RONALD
Oh my God I had no idea.
ERIK enters.
ERIK
Ronald, do you want to explain this flesh colored lightsaber
prototype you left on my desk?
RONALD
It's pink, for the girls! But I see what you mean -- that
really was unintentional.
ERIK
Well, the press got a wind of it and now we got a shit storm
to handle.
RONALD
I'm really sorry.
MICHAEL
How about the Mr. Potato Head prostate stroker?
RONALD
To teach anatomy.
ERIK
And this four-vagina Barbie? I mean, there shouldn't even be
one.
RONALD
That was just a prototype of a more progressive, non-PC
minded Barbie.
MICHAEL
And these Hulk Hands?
The Hulks hands are shaped into a pointer finger and circle,
inserted into each other.
RONALD
I guess I have sex on the brain lately.
A shapely secretary enters.
MICHAEL
Ah.
ERIK
How 50s!