OVERPROMISING COMMERCIAL

SHOT PUSHES IN FROM BEHIND MAN OF WORKING AT A DESK. HE TURNS AROUND TO GREET THE CAMERA AND WALKS TOWARDS IT.

BUSINESSMAN

I'm a businessman, and that means late nights at the office. What I need is more time.

CUT TO A TEACHER AT A DESK

TEACHER

You know, teaching kids takes a lot out of you. There's got to be a way to get more energy.

CUT TO A CONSTRUCTION GUY

CONSTRUCTION GUY

Running a construction crew means staying on top of a lot of people. I need a better way to communicate.

CUT TO AN ACCOUNTANT

ACCOUNTANT

These tax laws are changing every day! How can I be sure I'm getting the latest news?

CUT TO A MAYOR'S ASSISTANT

MAYOR'S ASSISTANT

It's an honor to assist the mayor. But the stress gives me these splitting headaches!

CUT TO A FOOTBALL COACH

COACH

Steroids are running the game. I need a foolproof drug test that's still fair for the players.

CUT TO AN AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMAN

REPAIRMAN

Fixing air conditioners all day means I need something to help with my congestion!

CUT TO A GUY AT A COMPUTER

UNEMPLOYED GUY

I am unemployed. And that means I sometimes need a boost for my self-eseteem.

CUT TO A MAYOR

MAYOR

It's an honor being the mayor, but these headaches!

CUT TO SEEING ALL 9 AT ONCE

EVERYONE

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NARRATOR

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