NON JOKE LAUGHING

TITLE: In Offices, People Laugh At Not Jokes

TWO GUYS are talking.

GUY 1

Are you ready for this meeting?

GUY 2

I'd be better if I had some coffee.

GUY 1 and GUY 2

(robotically)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

CUT TO: A WOMAN joins A MAN in an elevator an pushes a button.

MAN

Not too crowded, right?

WOMAN

Not too bad!

MAN and WOMAN

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

WOMAN hits a button.

WOMAN

Whoops, I almost hit the wrong button.

MAN and WOMAN

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

CUT TO: TWO MEN and a WOMAN approach a receptionists desk, on which sits a box of cookies.

MAN 1

Cookies! I like these!

MAN 1, MAn 2 and WOMAN

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

MAN 2

Don't let me have too many!

MAN 1, MAN 2 and Woman

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

WOMAN

Leaving these out is dangerous!

MAn 1, MAn 2 AND WOMAN

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha.

CUT TO: original set up, 2 guys.

GUY 1

Don't tell anyone but I wouldn't mind having today off!

GUY 1 and GUY 2

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

WOMAN enters.

WOMAN

Did you guys see Variety Hour last night?

MAN 2

Yeah, not funny.

BLACKOUT