NON JOKE
LAUGHING
TITLE: In Offices, People Laugh At Not Jokes
TWO GUYS are talking.
GUY 1
Are you ready for this meeting?
GUY 2
I'd be better if I had some coffee.
GUY 1 and GUY 2
(robotically)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
CUT TO: A WOMAN joins A MAN in an elevator an pushes a button.
MAN
Not too crowded, right?
WOMAN
Not too bad!
MAN and WOMAN
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
WOMAN hits a button.
WOMAN
Whoops, I almost hit the wrong button.
MAN and WOMAN
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
CUT TO: TWO MEN and a WOMAN approach a receptionists desk, on
which sits a box of cookies.
MAN 1
Cookies! I like these!
MAN 1, MAn 2 and WOMAN
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
MAN 2
Don't let me have too many!
MAN 1, MAN 2 and Woman
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
WOMAN
Leaving these out is dangerous!
MAn 1, MAn 2 AND WOMAN
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha.
CUT TO: original set up, 2 guys.
GUY 1
Don't tell anyone but I wouldn't mind having today off!
GUY 1 and GUY 2
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
WOMAN enters.
WOMAN
Did you guys see Variety Hour last night?
MAN 2
Yeah, not funny.
BLACKOUT