Jerks

So I’m pretty sure that a guy was masturbating in the sauna at my gym on Friday night. I say “pretty sure” because once I became aware of it (via the sound and the motion I could see out of my peripheral vision) I felt terribly awkward about looking over there to confirm. There were four other guys in the sauna besides me and the suspect — and no one seemed to be reacting at all. I put on a deliberately furrowed “what the heck is going on brow” and made eye contact with someone, hoping he’d say something like “Yeah, that guy next to you is jerking off — we’re cool with it” or something. After about 20 [...]

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