Booyar 2007

Hines Xmas 2007 was a success. Booyar’s gift to Kevin was a DVD of the He-Man/She-Ra Christmas special, which apparently is the movie that Booyar’s family gathers to watch each holiday season.

Booyar’s He-Man Gift

Oh, who’s Booyar? Booyar is the last name (edited: Brian points out it was his first name) of some actual dirtbag kid that went to junior high with Hines Bros Kevin and Brian. He was in 9th grade for most of the time they were in junior high. Some years ago, Brian decided that Booyar and Kevin had been best friends and that indeed Booyar still missed Kevin. So Kevin started receiving birthday cards, emails and even pager messages from Booyar — none [...]

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Rockefeller TreeI cut through Rockefeller Plaza on my way to my office each morning. This morning, a security guard directed me the long way around the building because a construction team was putting up the Christmas tree. Oh yeah, I grumbled to myself — I forgot how completely saturated with tourists this area becomes this time of year. For the next month and half I may as well be working in an office in Tomorrowland.

But then I came around the corner and saw the tree up, and I have to admit it was a glorious site. Sure it’s a pagan ritual whitewashed with a veneer of righteous Christianity, but you can’t deny [...]

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On my iTunes now:

Ben Alterman's Lifelong Dream [Explicit] by Andrew Daly from "Nine Sweaters [Explicit]"

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