Bio

I'm an actor, writer and video director in NYC.

I perform every Friday 9pm at the UCB Theatre with my improv group The Stepfathers and do stand-up around NYC.

I direct videos for ucbcomedy.com, collegehumor.com, and myself.

I've acted in shows for ESPN, Adult Swim, Mo Rocca and a million web videos on FunnyOrDie and everywhere.

I write funny things and strong-arm my friends into reading them.

Twitter @willhines

  • When you have equal parts pride and shame in a tweet (see my last one), my self-esteem emits a perfect F#. Feb 8, 6:25pm
  • Obese couples have better half-and-halfs. Feb 8, 6:18pm
  • I'm not eating badly, I'm releasing a re-mastered version of my diet from 20 years ago. Feb 8, 3:38pm
  • "Trenta" is Italian for "Poopocalypse." Feb 8, 3:03pm
  • Cool article on Fridays (ABC's old attempt to beat SNL) from @Splitsider http://t.co/8amIVVx2 Feb 8, 12:37pm
  • The GOP voters are acting like me when I have to choose from a vegan menu. Feb 8, 2:09am
  • Jerry Sandusky would be a good spokesman for http://t.co/PZsHnmvb Feb 8, 1:58am
  • The homeless guy who peed himself on the subway is really good at ignoring "shoulds." Feb 7, 7:44pm
  • Purpose of each sport: one team will win the right for its fans to skip work and get drunk at a parade. Feb 7, 5:14pm