Bio

I'm an actor, writer and video director in NYC.

I perform every Friday 9pm at the UCB Theatre with my improv group The Stepfathers and do stand-up around NYC.

I direct videos for ucbcomedy.com, collegehumor.com, and myself.

I've acted in shows for ESPN, Adult Swim, Mo Rocca and a million web videos on FunnyOrDie and everywhere.

I write funny things and strong-arm my friends into reading them.

Twitter @willhines

  • I'm a "judge" personality type according to my asshole therapist. Feb 2, 8:17pm
  • They're friends now, but one wrong move and Trump's gonna want to see Romney's Date of Assembly Certificate. Feb 2, 7:49pm
  • It'd be so interesting to find an isolated tribe in the Amazon jungle so we could see what THEIR iPhones look like. Feb 2, 12:35am
  • It is very difficult to masturbate to earnest Bruce Springsteen songs without giggling. Feb 1, 12:35pm
  • Katy Perry concert film to be shot in 32D. Feb 1, 12:01pm
  • Now Don Cornelius is in almost as bad shape as Dick Clark. Feb 1, 11:19am
  • I'm such a deadbeat dad I never even created my kids. Feb 1, 10:13am
  • A self-defense class that just teaches you to ask your attacker what his life plan is for the next five years. Jan 31, 5:54pm
  • Every day for 24 years I get up and see if The Smiths got back together. Jan 31, 10:01am