Bio

I'm an actor, writer and video director in NYC.

I perform every Friday 9pm at the UCB Theatre with my improv group The Stepfathers and do stand-up around NYC.

I direct videos for ucbcomedy.com, collegehumor.com, and myself.

I've acted in shows for ESPN, Adult Swim, Mo Rocca and a million web videos on FunnyOrDie and everywhere.

I write funny things and strong-arm my friends into reading them.

Twitter @willhines

  • "Nice Pinkberry. Do you know if this is the place for the inevitable ultimate battle between good and evil?" #ZorasterTweets May 24, 12:53pm
  • "You buried the sideboob!" - Yahoo news editors to reporters. May 23, 9:02am
  • If iconic monsters are born of the fears of their era, then someone should make a movie about a giant focus-grabbing flash video. May 22, 12:09pm
  • You misunderstood: I'm trying to reclaim that actual phrase "the n word." I want it to mean "neophytes." Hip-hop lyrics still work. May 22, 12:46am
  • sitcom pitch: a group of unattractive people argue passionately about their favorite personalities from radio dramas of the 1930s. May 21, 2:26pm
  • 13th labor of Hercules: keep cat litter off Will Hines' floor. May 21, 10:06am
  • Clicked "mark all as read" for the entire Internet. May 20, 10:51pm
  • Struggling for a movie reference that I enjoy but isn't too obscure is so Ladyhawke. May 19, 7:23pm
  • Biggest mistake I ever made was humping that rhino in public for money. Really it was a series of mistakes. May 19, 3:14pm