SEX TOYs

MICHAEL enters RONALD's office.

MICHAEL

All right Ronald, I knew you weren't crazy about this company but I didn't know you hated it here.

RONALD

What?

MICHAEL

I just saw your latest toy proposal. It's essentially a sex toy.

RONALD

The super soaker?

MICHAEL

Yeah, the super soaker, with a mushroom tip!

MICHAEL picks it up. The mushroom does indeed looks like a penis head.

RONALD

Oh my God I had no idea.

ERIK enters.

ERIK

Ronald, do you want to explain this flesh colored lightsaber prototype you left on my desk?

RONALD

It's pink, for the girls! But I see what you mean -- that really was unintentional.

ERIK

Well, the press got a wind of it and now we got a shit storm to handle.

RONALD

I'm really sorry.

MICHAEL

How about the Mr. Potato Head prostate stroker?

RONALD

To teach anatomy.

ERIK

And this four-vagina Barbie? I mean, there shouldn't even be one.

RONALD

That was just a prototype of a more progressive, non-PC minded Barbie.

MICHAEL

And these Hulk Hands?

The Hulks hands are shaped into a pointer finger and circle, inserted into each other.

RONALD

I guess I have sex on the brain lately.

A shapely secretary enters.

MICHAEL

Ah.

ERIK

How 50s!