BEST PUN EVER
WILL and CHARLIE are sitting in an office.
CHARLIE
Where were you yesterday?
WILL
Computer training. They were telling us how to use the new
Windows systems.
CHARLIE
Hah! More like Win-DOZE. (pretends to fall asleep).
For one moment, WILL just looks at him blankly then explodes
with laughter!
CHARLIE explodes with laughter!
They stand-up and high-five! Will addresses the office.
WILL
I said "Windows" and Charlie said "Win-DOZE!"
Everyone explodes with laughter and applause!
Charlie pumps his fist! The office floor reponds!
The camera follows behind CHARLIE as he runs down the office
floor, slapping high-fives and getting slaps on his back as if he just won a
basketball game.
As he approaches the end of the floor, a girl hands him a
bouquet of flowers. Another man is crying and shaking his head and applauding.
A worker takes his pictures with CHARLIE.
CHARLIE rounds the corner, there's a crowd of people waiting,
as if it were a surprise party. A photographer flashes a camera and ducks out
of view.
A man with a sash hands CHARLIE a check sticks a cigar in
CHARLIE's shirt pocket.
A woman wants his autograph, he quickly obliges. Another
offers her baby for him to kiss, which he does. A woman FLASHES her breasts at
CHARLIE. CHARLIE makes a shy "whoa!" face and waves at them, but keeps running.
He rounds another corner. More people! Confetti! Three guys
in marching band uniforms -- two with trombones, one with a bass drum, come
around the corner.
CHARLIE is back to his original spot in the office. People
are dancing on the tops of desks, and flinging back beer! There's confetti and
balloons everywhere! People are still applauding.
A man hands him the phone. Split-screen with a FIVE-STAR
general on the phone, who salutes. CHARLIE salutes back and hangs up.
WILL is gesturing to the window. CHARLIE goes over to it and
looks outside: the rooftops of the buildings across the street are filled with
people holding posters of his face and cheering!
He turns away and there is a wreath made of flower on his
desk and two guys nailing a plaque to the wall that says "BEST PUN EVER. 'More
like "Win-DOZE"' - CHARLES SANDERS.
CHARLIE looks back up at everyone.
CHARLIE
Thanks!
WILL
You're welcome.
Everyone immediately sits down and shuts up and returns to work.
CHARLIE
More like "Win-DOZE!"
WILL
I know; I heard you.