BEST PUN EVER

WILL and CHARLIE are sitting in an office.

CHARLIE

Where were you yesterday?

WILL

Computer training. They were telling us how to use the new Windows systems.

CHARLIE

Hah! More like Win-DOZE. (pretends to fall asleep).

For one moment, WILL just looks at him blankly then explodes with laughter!

CHARLIE explodes with laughter!

They stand-up and high-five! Will addresses the office.

WILL

I said "Windows" and Charlie said "Win-DOZE!"

Everyone explodes with laughter and applause!

Charlie pumps his fist! The office floor reponds!

The camera follows behind CHARLIE as he runs down the office floor, slapping high-fives and getting slaps on his back as if he just won a basketball game.

As he approaches the end of the floor, a girl hands him a bouquet of flowers. Another man is crying and shaking his head and applauding. A worker takes his pictures with CHARLIE.

CHARLIE rounds the corner, there's a crowd of people waiting, as if it were a surprise party. A photographer flashes a camera and ducks out of view.

A man with a sash hands CHARLIE a check sticks a cigar in CHARLIE's shirt pocket.

A woman wants his autograph, he quickly obliges. Another offers her baby for him to kiss, which he does. A woman FLASHES her breasts at CHARLIE. CHARLIE makes a shy "whoa!" face and waves at them, but keeps running.

He rounds another corner. More people! Confetti! Three guys in marching band uniforms -- two with trombones, one with a bass drum, come around the corner.

CHARLIE is back to his original spot in the office. People are dancing on the tops of desks, and flinging back beer! There's confetti and balloons everywhere! People are still applauding.

A man hands him the phone. Split-screen with a FIVE-STAR general on the phone, who salutes. CHARLIE salutes back and hangs up.

WILL is gesturing to the window. CHARLIE goes over to it and looks outside: the rooftops of the buildings across the street are filled with people holding posters of his face and cheering!

He turns away and there is a wreath made of flower on his desk and two guys nailing a plaque to the wall that says "BEST PUN EVER. 'More like "Win-DOZE"' - CHARLES SANDERS.

CHARLIE looks back up at everyone.

CHARLIE

Thanks!

WILL

You're welcome.

Everyone immediately sits down and shuts up and returns to work.

CHARLIE

More like "Win-DOZE!"

WILL

I know; I heard you.