1970s Outer Borough Guy Loves The Smiths

GUY

Hey! Ernie! You wanna turn that fire hydrant off? I can't hear How Soon Is Now! Don't even read that Son of Sam article, Ernie, or I'll hit you with my copy of Big Mouth Strikes Again! Ernie! Hey! If you are so much as thinking about getting in the extra long gas lines I will hit you with my copy of The Queen is Dead! C'maaaaaaaaaaan!