COACH EATS

Title: A Football Coach Who Ruins His Halftime Speeches By Eating During Them

COACH

The odds are against us, men. We play these guys 100 times, they beat us 99. But what you gotta tell yourself: tonight is gonna be that one time. That I believe I deserve better than the odds. That I’m gonna show this town the boy they tell me I am, but a man, who fights, who wins – that tonight, I am a champion. (bites apple).