EVERYWHERE DOT COM
STAN and MIKE are returning to their desks.
STAN
Long meeting, right?
MIKE
Yeah, that took a while.
They are both at their computers and not looking at each
other.
STAN
I think Marie should not be the one running those -- she
rambles too much.
MIKE
Um-hmm.
STAN
That's between you and me.
MIKE
Uh-oh.
STAN
What?
MIKE
I just posted it on "everywhere.com"
STAN
What do you mean?
MIKE
Whatever you post there - it goes everywhere.
STAN
Everywhere?
SHOT of web site (somewhere else) with headline "STAN THINKS
MARIE IS BAD AT MEETINGS"
Man on street looking at mobile phone: STAN CRITICIZES MARIE
News ticker in Times Square: "MARIE BAD" SAYS STAN
Milk carton on breakfast table: STAN TO MARIE: YOUR MEETINGS
ARE INEFFICIENT
Graffiti: MARIE SUX - STAN
Skywriting: STAN HATES MARIE
Satellite sending out radio waves. We hear the robotic voice:
"MARIE IS A BITCH - FROM STAN"
CUT BACK TO ORIGINAL OFFICE
STAN
That's an effective website.