EVERYWHERE DOT COM

STAN and MIKE are returning to their desks.

STAN

Long meeting, right?

MIKE

Yeah, that took a while.

They are both at their computers and not looking at each other.

STAN

I think Marie should not be the one running those -- she rambles too much.

MIKE

Um-hmm.

STAN

That's between you and me.

MIKE

Uh-oh.

STAN

What?

MIKE

I just posted it on "everywhere.com"

STAN

What do you mean?

MIKE

Whatever you post there - it goes everywhere.

STAN

Everywhere?

SHOT of web site (somewhere else) with headline "STAN THINKS MARIE IS BAD AT MEETINGS"

Man on street looking at mobile phone: STAN CRITICIZES MARIE

News ticker in Times Square: "MARIE BAD" SAYS STAN

Milk carton on breakfast table: STAN TO MARIE: YOUR MEETINGS ARE INEFFICIENT

Graffiti: MARIE SUX - STAN

Skywriting: STAN HATES MARIE

Satellite sending out radio waves. We hear the robotic voice: "MARIE IS A BITCH - FROM STAN"

CUT BACK TO ORIGINAL OFFICE

STAN

That's an effective website.