OVERPROMISING
COMMERCIAL
WILL HINES - 917 721 1138 / whines@gmail.com
SHOT PUSHES IN FROM BEHIND MAN OF WORKING AT A DESK. HE TURNS
AROUND TO GREET THE CAMERA AND WALKS TOWARDS IT.
BUSINESSMAN
I'm a businessman, and that means late nights at the
office. What I need is a product that gives me more time.
CUT TO A TEACHER AT A DESK.
TEACHER
You know, teaching kids takes a lot out of you. There's got to be a product out there that can give me more energy.
CUT TO A CONSTRUCTION GUY.
CONSTRUCTION GUY
Running a construction crew means staying on top of a lot of
people. I need something to improve the way I communicate.
CUT TO AN ACCOUNTANT.
ACCOUNTANT
New tax laws? What is something that
can give me the latest news?
CUT TO A MAYOR'S ASSISTANT.
MAYOR'S ASSISTANT
It's an honor to assist the mayor. But what can relieve my
stress
headaches?
CUT TO A FOOTBALL COACH.
COACH
I need a foolproof test to
detect steroids.
CUT TO AN AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMAN.
REPAIRMAN
Fixing air conditioners means I need help with my congestion!
CUT TO A GUY AT A COMPUTER.
UNEMPLOYED GUY
I sometimes need something to
boost my self-esteem.
CUT TO A GUY AT A WINDOW.
WINDOW WASHER
It should cut grease.
CUT TO A MOM WITH KIDS.
MOM
And raise kids.
CUT TO A SCIENTIST.
SCIENTIST
And explore the cosmos.
VOICEOVER
What product can do all of this?
CUT TO A GREY-HAIRED OLDER MAN sitting in an easy chair
addressing the camera.
OLDER MAN
Nothing! Why does it always have to be BUYING STUFF with you? What IS that? Get out of the house and take care of yourself for a change! What, do I have to raise you forever? Christ!
He settles back in his chair.
CROSS-FADE TO a photo of a group of grey-haired men wearing
buttoned-down collared shirts.
NARRATOR
This commercial paid for by everyone's fathers.