Speciality Beatles Remixes
Shot of new Beatles Mono and Stereo box sets.
Beatles fans, you already know that this Wednesday you can
buy brand new versions of the Fab Four's catalog -- in two different versions!
One in the original MONO mix, and another in the more rarely released STEREO
On the word "MONO", A graphic labeled MONO shows a head with
a drawing of the four Beatles hovering by each ear.
On the word "STEREO," another graphic labeled STEREO shows a
head with John and Ringo by his left ear, Paul and George by his right.
Sure, it's the same music -- but a true Beatles fan will want
to hear how each mix accentuates those great songs differently.
A graphic of a guy with headphones in the middle. A MONO
"Help!" CD on the left and a STEREO (two images close together like a blurry
3-D image) "Help!" CD on the right.
And today we're announcing an even more special version -- an
STER-MONO mix -- pumping the MONO mix to your front 2 speakers, and a STEREO
mix to the rear two! Compare in real time! A must for any true Beatles fan!
Diagram of Guy in chair with four speakers. The front two
each have four Beatles coming out, the rear left has just John and Ringo, the
rear right has Paul and George.
FOOTNOTE: Minimum four speakers required.
How about a BOOSTED TREBLE IN THE LEFT EAR ONLY mix? Well,
for the first four albums -- you've got it!
For the next seven, there's the WE MADE RINGO'S HIGH HAT LOUDER THAN EVERYTHING mix! And don't forget the ONLY THE GOOD STUFF MIX, in which we've straight out deleted any song with a sitar in it.
For Boosted Treble, we see the head with all four Beatles
crowded by his right ear, and just a triangle and a bird by his left ear.
For HIGH HAT, we see tiny Beatles with a huge hi-hat set.
For GOOD STUFF, we see a sitar next to the head, and then
that sitar breaks into a hundred pieces.
Our OCD MIX presents the tracks rearranged into alphabetical
order, comes with bubble wrap to pop while you listen!
We see the head, now with two hands below it holding bubble
wrap. The eyes on the head are closed.
Remember, these special mixes are each available in
convenient $300 box set form -- but if you want individual albums, that's easy
too! We're selling them from midnight to 12:15am Wednesday via the web, at a
we're-not-telling-you-yet URL. You'll need an entry code currently available
only on the back of the urn that's holding George Harrison's ashes.
We see the same illustrated head in front of a computer.
There is a clock and an urn next to to the computer.
Or if you're in Liverpool this week, on Saturday at noon
we're going to fire several copies of each mix out of a cannon. If any survive
the blast and you catch it, it's yours!
Image of a canon firing. The head is positioned to catch
whatever flies out of it.
Box sets available online. Order today, and we'll include the
Rolling Stone's 55-album catalog on a flash drive for a dollar!