POLITICAL DISCUSSION
MAN and WOMAN are in a heated discussion.
MAN
You don't get it, do you? Any plan where the government pays for health care isn't just socialism it's the end of free enterprise in the country forever.
WOMAN
Oh my God you are so stupid! Do you even think about what
you're saying? You're overstating everything and you sound like an idiot.
MAN
Hmm. I guess you're right. Let me re-think my position.
(pause). You know what? You're right! I've totally changed my mind!
WOMAN
Really?
MAN
Yep! Thanks to your berating I've totally altered my
political position!
WOMAN
Who are you again?
MAN
I'm the Senate Minority Leader. I've been a Republican since
before there was Monday Night Football.
WOMAN
Well I'm glad we had this argument.
MAN
Me too. Thank you for yelling at me and calling me stupid.
Here, take my business card.
WOMAN
Whoa, it just spontaneously turned into pure diamond.
MAN
Now THAT is odd!
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