POLITICAL DISCUSSION

MAN and WOMAN are in a heated discussion.

MAN

You don't get it, do you? Any plan where the government pays for health care isn't just socialism it's the end of free enterprise in the country forever.

WOMAN

Oh my God you are so stupid! Do you even think about what you're saying? You're overstating everything and you sound like an idiot.

MAN

Hmm. I guess you're right. Let me re-think my position. (pause). You know what? You're right! I've totally changed my mind!

WOMAN

Really?

MAN

Yep! Thanks to your berating I've totally altered my political position!

WOMAN

Who are you again?

MAN

I'm the Senate Minority Leader. I've been a Republican since before there was Monday Night Football.

WOMAN

Well I'm glad we had this argument.

MAN

Me too. Thank you for yelling at me and calling me stupid. Here, take my business card.

WOMAN

Whoa, it just spontaneously turned into pure diamond.

MAN

Now THAT is odd!

A SMARMY MATHEMATICIAN enters.

MATHEMATICIAN

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