MAN and WOMAN are in a heated discussion.
You don't get it, do you? Any plan where the government pays for health care isn't just socialism it's the end of free enterprise in the country forever.
Oh my God you are so stupid! Do you even think about what
you're saying? You're overstating everything and you sound like an idiot.
Hmm. I guess you're right. Let me re-think my position.
(pause). You know what? You're right! I've totally changed my mind!
Yep! Thanks to your berating I've totally altered my
Who are you again?
I'm the Senate Minority Leader. I've been a Republican since
before there was Monday Night Football.
Well I'm glad we had this argument.
Me too. Thank you for yelling at me and calling me stupid.
Here, take my business card.
Whoa, it just spontaneously turned into pure diamond.
Now THAT is odd!
A SMARMY MATHEMATICIAN enters.
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