SHAKESPEARE'S SOUND EFFECTS PLAYS
A PROFESSOR stands in front of a lecture hall
full of students.
PROFESSOR
Class, we've finished with Shakespeares' comedies, his
tragedies and his history plays. Today we turn toward his brief period writing
sound-effect plays.
We'll start with Pleidopus, Prince of
Squiiiiiirrrt!
And then we'll move on to The Forest of
Paaaaa-teeeeeeng!
And then Isadora, the Ka-Pweet of Sch-bonnnng!
Of course, we won't forget Ba-Bing, So
Many Wahpoh-pee-pohs!
And Dum-Dum the Tenth, Part Skweedle.
And then finally, The Squirrrrrrrts of
Pffffffffhhht.
A STUDENT raises his hand.
STUDENT
I have taken too much Shakespeare.