The Best of Spite (As it were) (You can go back to about Spite) What's the problem? Did someone tell you Spite was funny, but you think it sucks? Maybe you're just not reading the right articles. Although opinion varies, the following articles have proven to be our best crowd-pleasers (last updated 7/98): Paul McCartney: My Next Piece Of Ass Bitter Guy Surfs The Web Vandalism The Art of the Grudge I Should Ov Been In Fooking Titanic The War to Finish War and Peace The President Should Be Allowed To Score Some 'Tang The Flash Does NOT Fly! New Year's Eve Sucks How I Stuck It To The Man Stick It To The Man -- The Game! DAS SPOT Regarding Huey How Can You NOT Own A TV? All Records Suck Feel better? Want more? Here are pieces we give informal honorary mentions to: The Hoax that is El Niño John Popper is Now the Most Likely Famous Fat Guy to Die Sandy Rasherfrashersnasher The Mathematics of Celebrity Death An Open Letter to Tony Danza Stop Hanson: The MMMBop Meter On Being Filthy Rich Down with the Dow Canada Is Maine The Ellen Episode Buddy Holly: A Mean S.O.B. If you read those and still think the magazine sucks, then as far as you're concerned we really do. See ya! Return to about Spite.