Spite Hate Mail:
 November 17, 1998

Turkey Day, the holiday so dysfunctional that even white people cannot escape its psychological clutches, is approaching. Prepare emotional defenses and contrived small talk -- the worst is yet to come. -ed.
From: Meagan
Date: November 15, 1998
Regarding: Our article about Alan Thicke

I think Bob Saget should be included with the actors who should get off my television. He wasn't that funny on "Full House", but he was tolerable until "America's Funniest Home Videos", where he sucked. He was so not funny and annoying that I couldn't stand to watch that show.

Discovered Spite through: Looking up Alan Thicke for a school project

Something specific and irrelevant: I know all the lines to the movie "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

Yeah, I hate him, too. He always looks like he finds himself funny. I do that, too, but no one's paying me. - ed.

From: Damien Powers
Date: November 5, 1998
Subject: Readers who attack Spite for attacking Alanis M.
Regarding: Our way way way way old article about Alanis Morisette.

Do people actually still care about Alanis Morissette? Why are people just now bitching about an artile you wrote in 'ought 96? Get a life you freaks!!! I swear, if I see another single thing about the Alanis Morissette article, I will have an aneurism!!!

Favorite article: That damn Alanis article

Least favorite: Those 500 word rants, a little boring.

Spiteful about: hypocrites

Something specific and irrelevant: I actually notice the irony in the fact that I'm sending an email about hating Alanis M. emails, and also the irony in the fact that I hate hyocrites.

Oddly enough, I love hypocrites. They send the best mail. This guy also used the word "ought" which guarantees him free entry into my cool book. - ed.

From: Chris Mio
Date: November 5, 1998
you all suck penis

Favorite article: bitch

Least favorite: bitch.

Discovered Spite through: moovies

Spiteful about: you

Hypocrites, and quiet inarticulate people -- they BOTH send the best mail! - ed.

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