So just what IS going on here? Read on...

1. What do the different sections mean?
   
2. Who works on this thing, anyway?
   
3. I hate everything, and I am a remarkably entertaining writer. Can I write something for you guys?
   
4. Can I see a list of all the quotes that you use on the front page?
   
5. Any other sites you think I should check out?
   
6. What is the deal with Stadley Rough?
   
7. I'm in a hurry. What's the best the Spite has to offer?
   
8. Hey! Spite looks different. I hate it. I liked it the way it was.