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February 3, 1998
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Regarding A Spite Writer's Desire to Be A Space Pirate

In your "Space Pirate" thing... It is impossible to have a bird in space. They would die because they need gravity to eat. Just thought I would be a compleate dork and tell you that. I think NASA actually tried it once... they sure have some stupid people working for NASA.

R. Bonham

Kevin responds: "Well den I guess I be havin' to use a space parrot. Or a little robot parrot. I'll have to check wit' me first matey to see what he be thinkin'. Arrrrrr." I really can't believe we got a letter about this. -ed.