Spite Hate Mail:
July 28, 1998

Regarding Our Use Of The Phrase "Hanging It Out To Dry" In An EMail Last Week

Farmer Hines,

I beggin' y'all - don't go folksy on me. Hay (Hey) - you were the one person I thought would be a holdout in a world of X'ers, Slackers and Boomerweenies who are still (since the mid-60's) "finding themselves" and discovering (as though they were first) the wonders of the world. (If I run into one more set of new parents talking about potty training and baby massage, I swear, I'm reaching for the Uzi....) And no Spite articles about yogurt, either...

No more hangin' in out to dry, huh pardner?

MassMedia'd

I can promise that we won't have any article about yogurt, MM. Not because the subject bores me, but because we hardly write articles anymore! No problem! Hu-yuh!

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