Spite presents: Brian Retires The Reaction Effective today, Brian Hines retired from Spite. The staff comments: Will Hines: Brian's importance to Spite was huge. He wrote articles about Bugs Bunny; he wrote articles about Matt Damon; and he wrote about, er, ... wait, don't tell me... well, the point is he wrote ARTICLES which meant fewer for me to do. And that's important. Kevin Hines: What does that mean -- he's retiring? How can you retire from a web 'zine? Stadley Rough hasn't written anything in 15 months -- now THAT'S retired. Stadley Rough: Why are you bothering me with your incessant chatter? Who is this 'Brian?' He wrote for Spite? I only read my own articles. The rest is dreck. Claire Delaware: Brian's been a true inspiration to those of us newer in the business. He always brings a creative new perspective to all his work here at Spite. He will be missed. Or so they tell me. Bradford Contemporary: Whatever. Noel Gallagher: Who the fook iz thaht? Ah've neva' even 'eard ov 'im! Iz 'e in Blur? He'z nawt in Oasis zo he maust be a wanker. Fook him. More about Brian's retirement: Read Brian's resignation letter Look back on Brian's career Spite Home | Bile Cabinet Post A Message