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College Registration (4/15/97)
Sure, it SEEMS like a hastily-written email about signing up for classes which Will begged for because he needed material. But on closer inspection, we can see its inherent poetry. |
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A Rabbit Spurned (6/18/97)
Brian brilliantly exposes how one Warner Bros. catalog once promoted more merchandise with the character Tweety Bird than with Bugs Bunny. It has a graph. |
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I Should Ov Been In Fooking Titanic (2/17/98)
Brian's convinces the normally publicity-shy Noel Gallagher to talk about his desire to star in the movie Titanic. |
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Ben Affleck: I've Got Your Back (6/23/98)
Brian's impeccable logic reaches a new level when he proves that Matt Damon could not have written the movie Good Will Hunting because he looks too much like Brian's friend Jon. |
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Jimmy Buffett: Fess Up Or Grow Up
(8/25/98)
While the rest of the music industry cowardly remains silent on the issue, Brian orders Jimmy Buffett to grow up.
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The Unemployment of the NBA (12/10/98)
Brian demands public sympathy for unemployed basketball players and also works in a picture of Lionel Richie. This is Spite Magazine's finest hour.
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